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beyonseh:

iwaspizza:

im literally so sad rn
im not sure if tumblr will give my account back

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(Source: uoid)

asteriskos:

Self-insert fanfiction does not get the credit it deserves

Teenage girls have it incredibly tough and it’s fantastic to see some of them find an escape, a medium where they can explore their sexualities at their own pace, where they can fall in love with and be loved by harmless…

grimdarkthroes:

realslimcaity:

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

(Source: boiledjeans)

yugichrist whispered:
hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

theverylostprincess:

daisyinaglass:

I CAN NOT GET OVER THIS

how does 6 seconds have such a drastic plot twist

(Source: vinegod)

jackisanerd:

jealous

(Source: nathan-gifs-everything)

he is free

he is free

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

"failed" panoramas will forever be amusing to me

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How Well Do You Know Your OCs
  • send me a number 1-60 and i'll answer the questions with one of my OCs
  • 1: What's your OCs favorite color?
  • 2: Where does your OC work?
  • 3: What's your OCs favorite food?
  • 4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic?
  • 5: How old is your OC?
  • 6: Does your OC have any supernatural powers?
  • 7: Is your OC in a relationship?
  • 8: What are some of your OCs strengths?
  • 9: What are some of your OCs weaknesses?
  • 10: What is your OCs favorite outfit?
  • 11: What is your OCs spirit animal?
  • 12: Is your OC sexually active?
  • 13: What is your OCs earliest memory?
  • 14: Does your OC have a cell phone? If so, what kind?
  • 15: What makes your OC angry?
  • 16: When is your OCs favorite time of year?
  • 17: How long can your OC hold their breath?
  • 18: What kind of underwear does your OC wear?
  • 19: Does your OC prefer plaid or polka dots?
  • 20: What's your OCs favorite kind of pizza?
  • 21: Who is your OCs best friend?
  • 22: Has your OC ever killed someone?
  • 23: Whats your OCs biggest secret?
  • 24: What does your OC smell like?
  • 25: What time of year does your OC prefer?
  • 26: Is your OC a human or an animal? (or something else idk)
  • 27: What languages does your OC speak?
  • 28: Does your OC like anime?
  • 29: Can your OC swim?
  • 30: What does your OC choose to do about the, er, hair down there?
  • 31: Does your OC believe in fairies?
  • 32: Did your OC go to college? What did they major in?
  • 33: Are your OCs parents dead?
  • 34: Is your OC religious?
  • 35: How flexible is your OC?
  • 36: What turns your OC on?
  • 37: What was your OCs first word?
  • 38: Does your OC have any pets?
  • 39: Who is your OCs biggest enemy?
  • 40: What is the craziest thing your OC has done?
  • 41: What is your OCs motto about life?
  • 42: Does your OC drink coffee or tea?
  • 43: Who is your OCs biggest hero?
  • 44: What color eyes does your OC have?
  • 45: Does your OC like reading?
  • 46: Is your OC loyal?
  • 47: Does your OC tolerate violence?
  • 48: What social class is your OC from?
  • 49: What country was your OC born in?
  • 50: Does your OC cry easily?
  • 51: What is your OCs favorite genre of music?
  • 52: How does your OC feel about insects?
  • 53: What is your OCs sexual orientation?
  • 54: Does your OC smoke?
  • 55: What gender is your OC?
  • 56: What kind of clothes does your OC wear?
  • 57: Would you call your OC adventurous?
  • 58: Is your OC introverted or extroverted?
  • 59: What is the first thing that someone would notice about your OC?
  • 60: Does your OC enjoy nature?

jimdoesntcarrey:

jimdoesntcarrey:

i have a speech in Art tomorrow on Surrealism and this is all i have so far

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update: the class groaned collectively 

infinitelyjennifer:

koalatea:

i hate when ppl make fun of me for trying 2 be positive and spread good vibes like fuck your bitter ass i spent a good portion of my short life being bitter and angry and suicidal if i wanna shoot sunshine out of my ass then i fuckin will 

THIS IS EVERYTHING

demigrump:

Protect nonbinary teens at all costs because literally everyone is constantly invalidating their identities or policing their gender and gender expression.

You go, nonbinary teens. Continue being majestic and wonderful and you in your gender journey.

syntheticimagination:

I’m not a huge fan of requests due to personal reasons, but you guys are so nice to me that I decided draw some suggested fusions in between commissions. There where so many that I simply couldn’t draw all of them so I’m sorry for that! Also, Flaremonchan is secrectly a super saiyan.

zaynsbro:

legendxofxzach:

One time in a science class this guy was talking about how nerdy girls aren’t cute, but it is kinda sexy when a hot girl can use a microscope so I looked back at him and said, “yeah, it must be nice when a girl can finally see your penis”

god bless your soul

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